Today our group left Uplandschlag-something-town in search of greener pastures. Suits me fine. Human towns have terrible pastures and smell like battlefields. Besides, I can never remember their names, especially when they get all high falutin like this one we was in. And let me tell you something else about humans--they mumble! Say what you want about us 'taurs but when we say something, we say it loud enough for someone else to hear it.
We spent a really nice afternoon wandering the forest when we were unfortunate to come to another human town. I could smell it from a ways off, but I didn't say anything. They had some kind of problem, and personally I just wanted to walk away, but the crazies I'm traveling with wouldn't shut up about helping these retarded pink monkey people, so we set out to kill some dog-people that were preying on them.
I don't know why we even bothered. I got infected by some stupid Gnoll disease and know I can't sneeze without damn near laughing my head off. I got so feverish I'd have sworn I saw this weird bear a couple of times. It was yellow. That's how I knew it wasn't real. To top things off, the humans tried to swindle us out of our reward and then asked us to help them again! I mean, as a member of the Superior Race, I try to be mature, but I had to get out of there.
Monday, March 30, 2009
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Superior Race??? but your not a dwarf? your beard is short and fuzzy. and Meka has decided that you, too, Mr. Tauren are imaginary. I am no longer going to believe in you until you start believing in Kuja.
Who is Kuja? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Permberton sounds a bit narcisstic. =P
-Einsteins Notes-
Ze minotaur est continuing to show signs ouf extreme egotism, likely fueled by the filthy gnoll disease coursing through his veins. I believe ze dwarf est also affected as he continues to suffer from hallucinations. I fear zat quarantine may soon be der only solution
Self-obsession and confusion can sound very similar when the speaker isn't very intelligent.
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