Monday, February 2, 2009

Notes from VonEinstein's Journal: #1

Notes on the Multi-Dimensional Time Shift propagated by quasi-being of power and electromagnetism.

by Dr. Leonardo Newton VonEinstein


Shortly after the success of Experiment #245 (Regarding origin of tissue matter found in species "Doppelgangus Polymorious") I found myself propelled into a planar tesseract which relocated me from my home plane to that of a (speculated) high energy quasi-being known as "Kord". The planar tesseract not only caught myself, but transported 2 other beings: A homosexual drow and a fascinating machine-man(Reference "Notes on "Earth"-based automaton: Conn-or-Bot"). The Quasi-being (henceforth known simply as Kord) briefed the 3 of us, detailing a desire to eliminate some sort of political rival. Kord then transmitted a electro-psychic wave of energy over the three of us which I believe resulted in a Multi-dimensional time shift focus. I found while my memories and personality remained stagnant many of the theories and knowledge that I had merely hypothesized suddenly became illuminated as fact. Theories and facts that I had not even thought of before suddenly appeared in my mind. This is evidence of a the matter of my mind transporting through time from the future to the past due to Kord's electro-psychic wave. The neurons did not shift, possibly due to the energy-based make-up rather than the physical matter based knowledge centers of the brain which is why my memories did not travel as well.

The physical brain matter was not the only thing to shift, I found on my person several inventions that I had drawn up schematics for, but were far from actually completing. This includes the transferance-disrupter orb, the "Rocket-propelled And Electrco-capable Miniature" (R.A.E.M. See "Notes on use of R.A.E.M on Earth-Based Automaton in combat situation"), as well as several others, including a set of leather armor that seems to have polymorphing matter applied to the it, allowing instantaneous matter-shifting.

I do not not know if my body has also time-shifted. I documented that the Doppelgangus Polymorious does not age due to the constant multiplying of polymorphing bio-matter. My 2 companions give me no clue either, as the drow are known to age incrediably slow and the Automaton does not have the necessary bio-matter to fully determine an age.

This garners much further study. If the waves used in this incredibly time-shift could be harnessed it could be used to travel through TIME ITSELF. WE WOULD RIDE AMONG THE STREAMS OF TIME LIKE THE FROTHING WATERS OF THE BLUE RIVERS, OBSOLETING DEATH AND CULTURAL PROGRESS. SCIENCE!!!!


(OOC: Not really so much a recap as VonEinstien's thoughts on suddenly becoming smarter and having a bunch of random new items. TIME TRAVEL!)

2 comments:

Mike W. said...

Despite having been on the recieving end and experiencing the R.A.E.M., I must see these notes for combat situations.

Hilarious. Better than James's entry, in my opinion.

Lord Obsidian said...

This is also really great. I'm happy you two are really getting into this. I'll try and keep things up on my end.